Like the universe itself, the study of astrology is vast and complex, but all you need to know to deduce your sun sign is your date of birth. So, how can this knowledge help you get off, and which sex toy is best for you? Athens Escorts Babes explored how the 12 zodiac signs flirt, partner up, and even get it on, so now it’s time to get a little more personal. While playmates are surely fun, there’s nothing quite like solo entertainment and astrology can teach us about that, too. That’s right. Your sun sign can help you identify your personal masturbation style.
By studying each sign’s distinctive proclivities, we can explore the myriad approaches to personal pleasure. While some signs relish theatrics and grand flourishes in their “me time” (Leo, Scorpio), other signs prefer more practical, to-the-point euphoria (Cancer, Libra). Certain signs are aroused by new and exciting environments (Sagittarius, Pisces), while other signs are thrilled by cerebral foreplay (Gemini, Aquarius). Some signs use masturbation as an opportunity to build tension (Taurus, Capricorn), while others delight in an expedited climax (Aries, Virgo).
Aries (March 21—April 19)
Aries like to get the job done and do it well. They’re no strangers to pleasure and don’t shy away from what they want. As a result, they would best match with this toy from sex tech company Unbound because it does not hold back in terms of size, power, or stamina. They can get down with Ollie on their own time or have a partner use it on them for awesome results.
Taurus (April 20 — May 20)
Taurean love to toe the line of pleasure and glamour, so this toy, also from Unbound, is a fantastic option. Believe it or not, this statement ring is actually a vibrator with five different settings. The ring can seamlessly blend into any outfit while harbouring the tingly powers that only you can unlock!
Gemini (May 20 —June 21)
Geminis are sort of a wild card amongst the signs of the zodiac. They can be difficult to understand, and that’s likely because they also often struggle to understand themselves. What they do know is that they like pleasure in all its forms, and that’s why this new product from sex toy company Womanizer is a great fit for this sign. Not only does it use their patented air pulse technology (which is perfect for an air sign), but it also has a penetrating end that you can use simultaneously or on its own, depending on the mood. That sort of functional diversity is perfect for Geminis because they love to switch things up.
Cancer (Jun 21 — July 22)
Cancers are simple beings. They’re a sign that loves intensity from other people, but for a toy, they want something without frills. This crystal dildo from crystal sex toy company Chakrubs is precisely the kind of thing a Cancer might be drawn to. It is sleek, beautiful, and straight-forward. You can even pick different kinds of crystals based on the energies they allegedly possess, which is right up a Cancer’s alley (pun intended).
Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22)
Show me a Leo that doesn’t like to show off, and I will Venmo you $100 on the spot. Leos absolutely love to be the centre of attention, and the sex product that fits them best is some really hot lingerie or harness set. This harness lingerie set combines the best of both worlds, and a Leo will likely enjoy strutting their stuff in this, whether they’re getting it on with a partner or themselves.
Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sept. 22)
Virgos love to show off their talents. Their best sex toy is a massage candle, particularly this sultry smelling candle from sex essentials company Maude. This candle can be lit for some aromatic mood setting action, and the ‘wax’ that it is made out of is usable for massaging yourself or a partner.
Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 22)
Libras loved to be adored, full stop. As a result, the best toy for them is one that does the work for them. This hands-free device from sex toy company Dame is awesome because it is designed to wedge its arms into the labia and stimulate the clitoris with vibration all on its own. This is great if a Libra wants to work some penetration magic with a dildo or have penetrative sex with a partner at the same time.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 — Nov. 21)
It’s no secret that Scorpios are high-key good at sex. As a result, the best sex toy for them is something that gives them a challenge or encourages them to be creative. This vibrating toy is awesome because it has so many potential uses, both alone or with a partner. This toy can be worn on a penis, used to stimulate nipples, or used in tandem with a dildo to encourage simultaneous stimulation. Overall, this is a chance for Scorpio to demonstrate their creativity in the bedroom, and have fun while doing so.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21)
Sagittarians are, at their core, straight-forward signs. Their whole agenda is simple sex with no frills, but stuff that feels really freaking good. The sex toy they would work the best with is this bullet vibrator kit, because it can accompany them anywhere they go.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 19)
Capricorns are very particular signs. They notice the details of everything and have high expectations. When it comes to Capricorns, they’re looking to accomplish their goal with absolute flying colours. This sex toy from Satisfyer would be a great fit for them because it is a device that never lets you down. It’s designed to stimulate the clitoris, with incremental speed settings that guarantee you have total control over the evening’s finale.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 — Feb. 18)
Pisces (Feb. 19 — March 20)
If there’s anything a Pisces loves, it’s unapologetic, unfettered satisfaction. This remote-controlled, vibrating butt plug from sex toy company Oh Mi Bod is a great choice for a Pisces, because it offers a creative amount of pleasure, with a useful strategy for controlling it. The remote can not only make the Pisces feel in control of their me-time, but also allow the experience to feel incredibly effortless. If there’s anything, a Pisces loves it’s enjoying something without having to work too hard for it.